True Story

When I tell you this, you’re not going to believe it. And that’s okay. But it’s a true story, I swear. I can lick my own pussy. I know what you’re thinking - it’s physically impossible. But I swear I can do it.

The thing is, I’m really flexible. When I was younger I was a gymnast, and I still do yoga, so I can do some pretty incredible things with my body. I’m nearly thirty and I can still do cartwheels and somersaults - I can even wrap my legs behind my neck. Which is how I found out that I could lick my own cunt.

What I do is I stretch out for a while first, to make sure that my muscles are warm and flexible. Then I carefully take my legs, one at a time, and bend them up to my shoulders. Usually I hold still like that for a while, rubbing my pussy with my fingers, feeling the muscles in my thighs trembling from the exertion and the arousal. I’m usually so excited knowing what I’m about to do that I’ll have a little orgasm just from touching my sticky cunt.

Then I take my feet and hook them behind my neck. I guess it probably looks pretty funny, but when I see myself in the mirror I get really turned on. I like to see the lips of my cunt spread wide, the bud of my anus pouting at me, my clit sticking out all hard and red.

I sit like that for a while until my body relaxes, fingering my pussy the whole time, getting my finger wet and then pressing it against my ass. I love it wen men play with my anus, but they don’t do it enough, so when I’m alone, I make sure it gets plenty of attention.

When I feel like I’m warmed up enough, I lean forward slowly, bending my lower back into a neat curve. At the same time, I lift my hips a little bit, and then I stick out my tongue. And every time the tip of my tongue touches against my clit that first time, I shiver and have a sweet little orgasm. The taste of my own cunt gets me hot even if I’m just licking my fingers, but being able to taste it directly from my pussy lips drives me crazy.

I don’t have the kind of stamina with myself that I expect if someone else is going down on me, but it doesn’t matter. I love making myself come so much that it really doesn’t take much to make me climax. I lick as far down my cunt lips as I can, wrapping my arms around my legs to hold them in place, and flick my tongue over my clit. I like to do it in long strokes, but that’s kind of hard, so usually I just take the tip of my tongue and drum it up and down the little nub of my clit, flicking it over and over again as I come.

After a while of that, I’m sated and tired, so I lean back, licking my juices off my lips, and unhook my legs from behind my neck. Then I lie back on the floor, propping my head up on a pillow, and stretch my legs out, still rubbing my cunt with my fingers. I’m so juicy and sticky by that point that I have to come at least one more times, feeling the pleasant ache in my thighs and my pussy. Then I lick my fingers clean, savoring the sweet taste one more time and go to take a shower.

So like I said, you probably don’t believe that I can do that. But I’m not kidding you. True story.